caroline: mommy, can i watch just one more bideo?
mommy: nope, that's enough for today.
caroline: no, i think i should watch one more.
mommy: well, who's in charge?
caroline: me and jesus
mommy: you're half right...i'm in charge of you and jesus is in charge of both of us. and me and jesus think you've watched enough for today
caroline: no, actually, me and jesus talked and he said it was okay

lord help me!!!!!!!!!!